I might be a fake Ultraman.

Chapter 4301 I’ll take you to take a bubble bath later!
When Ba Niu was on an isolated island and was constantly teased and plotted against by Ji Hu, Tai Li and Nan Mao, the scene turned to Baili Yuan and No. 2 Dazhi who were protecting the treasure in the cave.

Dazhi No. 2 was indeed intelligent. It set up some traps at the entrance of the cave and faithfully carried out the order to guard the treasure.

When Dazhi No. 2 set the trap and returned to Baili Yuan, he saw Baili Yuan fiddling with an object in his hand.

"That's a mobile phone." said Dazhi No. 2. It had learned from books that mobile phones were a technological creation of this era and were very popular.

"Yes, it's a cell phone." Baili Yuan replied. Compared to Dazhi No. 2, he looked much smarter and felt like a "normal" human being. He could even type on his cell phone with both hands.

"Why, I, don't have it?" Dazhi No. 2 said, seeming a little dissatisfied and confused.

Why don't you give me the same equipment?

"This isn't mine either." Baili Yuan raised the phone in his hand, shook it at Dazhi No. 2, and then said, "This is Ba Niu's."

"Bull's?"

"Well, I saw that he didn't need it anymore, so I picked it up." Baili Yuan lowered his head and stared at the phone screen again, and replied casually without raising his head.

【What a find! 】

[As expected of you, you have truly inherited the unique skill! ]

[You stole purses before, and now you steal mobile phones, right? ]

No. 2 Dazhi was very curious about Baili Yuan’s behavior. What was it about the cell phone that attracted him?

So it asked, "What are you doing?"

"make friends."

"make friends?"

"Dating apps! If you want to be more human, you have to understand humans better, so I browse human activities on the Internet and make friends with humans at the same time. The tool is dating apps."

"Let me see..." Dazhi No. 2 moved closer to Baili Yuan and saw the picture on the screen, but he was still confused. He couldn't understand what the software on the mobile phone was used for.

Baili Yuan explained it attentively, "This is a camera, this is a chat software, this is a same-sex dating software, this is a heterosexual dating software, this software makes it easier to date married women..."

[Wait? What on earth are they talking about? ]

[The friendship you are talking about is this kind of friendship! 】

【You'd better just make friends! 】

【What is homosexuality? 】

【Share the software! 】

Dazhi No. 2 also tried to operate it, and then opened the new world, making a cry of surprise, but soon found something special. He asked Baili Yuan again, "Why are all the avatars of Ba Niu?"

"Let me tell you, in the human world, people use false identities when chatting online!" Baili Yuan said seriously.

"why?"

"Are you stupid? What if you offend someone and reveal your true identity? What if they find you and kill you?"

"That's right."

"I have already given Ba Niu five girlfriends and three boyfriends, some of whom are college students~" Baili Yuan said proudly.

"Amazing!"

[This is a fake identity, right? ]

[You give yourself your identity! ]

[Niuniu really can cry! ]

[Brother Huangmao persecuted Niu Niu when he was alive, and is he still persecuting Niu Niu now? 】

[Although I really want to complain, I have to say that Huangmao brother is really amazing! ]

Baili Yuan patted No. 2 Dazhi on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Work hard, and when I come back, I will take you to take a bubble bath and let you experience human life."

"Yes, I will definitely work hard!" Dazhi No. 2 straightened his chest. Unconsciously, Baili Yuan seemed to have become Dazhi No. 2's leader, and Dazhi No. 2 also became more respectful of Baili Yuan.

Although No. 2 Dazhi didn’t know what a bubble bath was, No. 2 Dazhi knew that Baili Yuan was better than it!

It is worth learning from Baili Yuan!

It was night time soon.

Finally, the bull is back.

But he was the only one who returned, and he had escaped in a panic.

Behind him are Jihu, Taili and Nanao chasing him.

Of course, Ba Niu didn’t think so. He felt that he was not defeated, but the complex environment of the forest outside was really unfavorable to him. He wanted to change to an environment that was favorable to him before dueling with Ji Fox.

The cave was spacious and not blocked by forest, so there was no need to worry about Taili's despicable ninjutsu.

This is the duel location chosen by Ba Niu.

However, when Ba Niu approached the entrance of the cave, he stepped on empty air. Fortunately, Ba Niu remained alert under Taili's sneak attack and reacted immediately, crossing the sudden pit and jumping to a safe area.

Looking back, he found that there were sharp stone spikes in the pit.

"Tai Li!!" Ba Niu cursed angrily.

Then he wanted to enter the cave, but unexpectedly, he encountered various traps such as ropes, falling rocks, flying spikes, etc.

Even Ba Niu could not avoid so many traps and could only rely on his strong physique to withstand the damage. If Ba Niu had not died before, the core of his identity might have been shattered more thoroughly.

Jihu, Taili and Nanao just followed behind in silence.

Jihu and Nanmao both looked at Taili, who waved his hands hastily, saying, "It's not me?"

"Who is that?" Nana Mao wondered.

Dazhi No. 2: Of course it’s me!

That's right, these traps were set by No. 2 Dazhi, who put in a lot of effort, but he didn't expect that all these traps would fall on his accomplice Ba Niu.

All I can say is that No. 2 Dazhi is wise, but not very smart. He forgot to leave a way for Ba Niu and told Ba Niu.

It may also be that No. 2 Dazhi felt that Ba Niu would never come back once he left.

When Ba Niu ran back to the cave, he was in a miserable state, with a big rock stuck in one of his horns, and some disgusting mucus stuck on his body, with fragments of the wooden spear on the mucus.

Baili Yuan and No. 2 Dazhi stared blankly at the embarrassed Ba Niu.

Ba Niu ignored them, and didn't even think that it was a trap set by them. Instead, he quickly wiped off the mess on his body, turned to face the entrance, and prepared for a fight. His eyes seemed to be red.

The anger value has exploded!
Led by Jihu, with Taili and Nanao on the left and right, the three of them slowly walked into the cave.

"Is the treasure here?" Jihu looked at the treasure chest under Baili Yuan's butt and smiled.

Tai Li looked at Baili Yuan with a complicated expression, then stared at Ba Niu, "Ba Niu, you can't escape!"

"That's right!" Nanao was ready for battle.

"You are the ones who can't escape!" Ba Niu roared, and then rushed towards the three people, "I will finish you off here!"

"Then let's give it a try!" Jihu smiled gently.

Try and die.

It was three against one, and Ba Niu was beaten so hard that he didn't know what to do. Then he was kicked away by Ji Hu and fell next to the treasure chest, and also next to Baili Yuan and No. 2 Dazhi.

At this time, Ba Niu remembered Baili Yuan and No. 2 Dazhi, and couldn't help but ask, "Why are you just watching?"

Baili Yuan asked back, "You are the one who lured the Kamen Rider here?"

[You are the one who led the devils here? ]

【Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】