Green Field Eunuch

Chapter 252 A Goal Feast
The following matches continued to be played very easily.

The Chinese team controlled the situation on the field and completely suppressed the Lao team.

However, the Lao team is not entirely without a chance. When the Chinese team is not focused, Laos can launch one or two good counterattacks.

Fortunately, veteran Zheng Zhi was stable enough, standing in the defensive midfield position like a diligent sweeper, defusing two sharp counterattacks from the Lao team.

Shan Yongzhuo was already under close marking by Laos, with two center-backs and a defensive midfielder marking him closely, almost completely surrounding him.

Under such circumstances, it would be difficult for Shan Yongzhuo to make any significant contribution based on his own abilities.

Although the opponent was just an amateur player, the three of them marking him together created a significant numerical advantage, which slowed down his performance.

After thinking for a moment, Shan Yongzhuo simply stood still in the front field.

This is his old tactic: as long as he doesn't move, the opponent will have to devote too much energy to defending him, which will inevitably give his teammates an opportunity.

In the 17th minute, other members of the Chinese team got their chances.

After receiving the ball in the middle of the attacking third, Hao Junmin broke through one of the opponent's midfielders and, seeing that Shan Yongzhuo was surrounded, chose to shoot directly.

This 35-meter long-range shot was quite powerful, and the Lao goalkeeper made a valiant save, giving the Chinese team a corner kick opportunity.

Shan Yongzhuo's eyes lit up, and he rushed to the corner flag before Hao Junmin could.

Then, he kicked out, unleashing the Mighty Vajra Leg.

The football soared high, heading straight for the penalty area, but upon reaching its highest point, it quickly plummeted and changed direction, suddenly heading straight for the far corner of the goal.

The Lao goalkeeper was stunned, carrying a ball on his back, and couldn't make a move.

The football went straight into a dead corner and stalled.

4 is better than 0!

"Appeared!"

"4-0, and the goal scorer is Shan Yongzhuo again!"

"This time it was his signature goal-scoring style: a Shan-style corner kick!"

"The match had only been going on for 17 minutes, but I can say that the match has already been described, and even that this round of two-legged matches has already ended ahead of schedule."

"Faced with Shan Yongzhuo's outstanding performance, the Lao team had no chance!"

The commentator was practically shouting at the top of his lungs. He felt he absolutely had to ask for overtime pay, as commentating on Shan Yongzhuo's matches was incredibly taxing on his voice.

The entire Tuodong Stadium erupted in celebration. The fans were at a loss for words to describe Shan Yongzhuo's performance and could only shout his name loudly.

Amidst these shouts, the voices of female fans, quite loud, were also heard, chanting two words in unison.

"husband!"

"husband!"

"..."

Although these female fans did not make up the majority, their voices were incredibly loud, creating an eerie atmosphere in the stadium.

The commentator gave an awkward smile and forced a smile, saying, "We can hear the female fans at Tuodong Stadium calling out 'husband,' which is obviously for Shan Yongzhuo."

"In fact, since Shan Yongzhuo debuted, he has been very popular with female fans around the world. He has his own female cheerleading squads in Rome and Manchester City, which has become a topic of conversation in European football."

"Back in China, Shan Yongzhuo also has a large number of female fans who affectionately call him 'husband,' which has led to him being jokingly referred to online as 'China's husband' and 'China's strongest bigamist.'"

"However, this does not arouse any envy. Putting aside the fact that Shan Yongzhuo's appearance and figure are far superior to those of idol stars, his performance alone is enough to win the support of fans."

"If I were a female fan, it wouldn't be surprising if I fell for him..."

The commentator spoke eloquently, while many Chinese fans watching on television were too excited to speak.

Knowing that Shan Yongzhuo would play, they were already extremely relieved about the match. After all, he was the man who led the Chinese team to victory in the Asian Cup. With him on the team, China had never lost a game, and they had even defeated a strong team like France in a warm-up match.

Facing Laos, isn't that a sure thing?
However, many fans still chose to watch the game, and Shan Yongzhuo certainly did not disappoint them.

This was a goal-scoring extravaganza.

"Shan Yongzhuo is really amazing!"

"Nonsense, scoring 106 goals in a season, including 66 in the Premier League, how could he not be amazing?"

"The Chinese national football team is really lucky to have Shan Yongzhuo on the team."

“I think we should give an award to Shan Yongzhuo’s parents to thank them for giving birth to him.”

"I second that! With Shan Yongzhuo in the team, there's hope for qualifying for the World Cup!"

"..."

Online, fans are excitedly chatting, they couldn't be more satisfied with Shan Yongzhuo.

In reality, Chinese football fans are among the most adorable yet most pitiful fans in the world.

There's a saying online: "The Chinese national football team has tormented me a thousand times, yet I still love them like my first love."

And that's exactly the case. Although they criticize the national football team in various ways, it's mostly just a sign of disappointment and frustration. When the national football team performs well, they never hesitate to offer praise.

Amid cheers from the fans, Shan Yongzhuo stood below the stands, raising his hands high, celebrating the goal with the fans.

Although this was only the first leg of the second round of World Cup qualifiers, the fans' enthusiasm finally infected Shan Yongzhuo.

He smiled happily after scoring his fourth goal.

However, when he heard the deafening cry of "husband," Shan Yongzhuo's face turned ashen.

To receive such a call is something to be happy about for any normal man; no man would refuse to be loved by so many women.

Unfortunately, Shan Yongzhuo is now an abnormal man.

"I must raise my stamina to 100 as soon as possible!"

Thinking about this gave Shan Yongzhuo even more motivation.

So, in the following games, he became more proactive and started running around looking for opportunities.

This was seen as bullying by the Lao team.

You've already scored four goals, what more do you want?
As a result, the Lao players worked even harder to defend against Dan Yongzhuo, especially the three players responsible for defending him, who concentrated all their energy and dared not relax for a moment.

Unfortunately, they still lost to skill.

In the 33rd minute, Shan Yongzhuo got a chance to receive the ball, and then he used the Ghost Shadow Grappling Hand without hesitation.

Under the influence of the flow of time, he received the ball in the gap, dodged the attack of three people, and created an opening for shooting.

Then, a shot that had just crossed the penalty area line.

The Lao goalkeeper was on the verge of tears, wanting to yell at his three teammates for giving Shan Yongzhuo another chance to shoot.

However, he still had no way to deal with this shot.

This was his best save yet, but unfortunately, it still fell short by a hair's breadth.

It was a low shot; the football skimmed the grass and the right post before hurtling into the goal.

5 is better than 0!

(End of this chapter)