Green Field Eunuch

Chapter 167 Slaughtering Manchester United
Milner takes the corner kick.

Chaos erupted in the penalty area, but in the end, Adebayor outjumped Ferdinand to win the ball and headed it powerfully into the goal.

Van der Sar was on high alert and blocked the ball.

"If I can't stop Shan Yongzhuo's goal, can't I stop yours?"

The header was perfectly positioned and posed little challenge to Van der Sar; the ball was blocked.

However, the next moment, something shocking happened.

After being blocked, the ball rushed over and bounced off Shan Yongzhuo's head. Then, it changed direction and plunged into the goal.

"What...what's going on? I scored a goal?"

Dan Yongzhuo was a bit confused. This goal was really unbelievable. He didn't make any move at all. It was a completely passive goal.

The other players on the field were stunned.

The Manchester United players were extremely frustrated; how could they score a goal like that?
They all turned their attention to Van der Sar, because that goal was entirely assisted by Van der Sar!

Van der Sar was also very frustrated. His save was perfectly fine, so why did it turn out like this?

"Damn God, even you are helping this heretic?"

Van der Sar was on the verge of tears, feeling helpless in the face of the stares from his teammates.

Meanwhile, the Manchester City players were very excited.

This goal was purely a lucky one; it was an unexpected delight.

"Shan, you are truly a lucky man."

"Damn bastard, let me pat your head and share some of your luck with me."

"Your wife must be a lucky charm!"

His teammates surrounded Shan Yongzhuo, laughing and joking. Shan Yongzhuo himself found it somewhat unbelievable; such a goal was truly...

Could you have more in the future?
If you can score a lot of goals just by relying on this kind of luck, Shan Yongzhuo thinks that would be the most wonderful thing!

Ferguson looked very frustrated on the sidelines.

Manchester United fans share the same sentiment.

The team finally managed to pull one back; the players had put in a lot of effort to score that goal.

But the opponent somehow managed to score another goal by sheer luck. He was standing in the penalty area, doing nothing, and the ball just flew over his head and went into the goal.

It was as if the football itself wanted to score, and Shan Yongzhuo's head was just a transit point.

How can we play like this?
"There's nothing we can do; we're playing football with the Son of God!"

"Who can beat him?"

"If God isn't on our side, there's nothing we can do."

"I really hope the score can be reversed..."

Fans are buzzing with discussion, and Manchester United players seem to have suffered a significant blow as well.

When the game resumed, Shan Yongzhuo was once again under tight defense.

In the following matches, Shan Yongzhuo did not do anything intentionally.

He only had one skill left: Ghost Grab. This skill required the right opportunity and couldn't be rushed, so he continued to play like a leisurely stroller on the field.

Manchester United pressed forward again, seemingly oblivious to everything else.

Trailing by three goals again was a huge blow to them. Apart from leaving Vidic to tightly mark Shan Yongzhuo, all the other players pushed forward. Unfortunately, they failed to score and instead conceded another goal to Manchester City in the 79th minute.

This goal still belongs to Shan Yongzhuo.

This was a counter-attack opportunity. Manchester United pressed forward with all their players and were unable to track back in time. Shan Yongzhuo received the ball and immediately launched a ghost-like tackle, using the brief time difference to shake off Vidic.

Then, a powerful shot from just outside the penalty area pierced Manchester United's goal once again.

The score became a bloody 1-5, with the home team first and the away team second.

Manchester City's away performance was almost a humiliation for their city rivals.

Manchester United fans could no longer boo; they could only sigh from the sidelines.

After all, the team was already down by 4 goals, and the opponent's number 10 scored four goals, which was really frustrating.

The commentators recounted history for the players.

"Old Trafford is one of the most difficult stadiums to breach in Europe, but today, Manchester City made history!"

No team has been able to lead Manchester United by 3 goals at halftime at Old Trafford since 1997, but Manchester City did it today, and now they have scored 5 goals!
In the history of this stadium, it is extremely rare to see a match where five goals have been scored, let alone four goals scored by a single player.

The stadium has the most individual goals scored against it by Ronaldo. In the 2002-2003 Champions League season, Ronaldo scored a hat-trick, helping Real Madrid defeat Manchester United 4-1 at Old Trafford.

That's the only away player in history to score a hat-trick at Old Trafford.

Now, Shan Yongzhuo has rewritten history, scoring four goals by himself. This record will stay with Old Trafford and Manchester United for a long time, but it is a shameful record…

The commentator was clearly disappointed with Manchester United's performance, showing no mercy whatsoever. This also highlighted the immense impact of Shan Yongzhuo's four goals against Manchester United in a single match at Old Trafford.

Manchester United fans were also extremely disappointed, but as for Shan Yongzhuo, they could only marvel at his prowess.

"Damn it, why is this guy so strong!"

"No wonder he scored 97 goals last season, he can still score 4 goals at Old Trafford!"

"That's terrible! If only he were a Manchester United player!"

"Damn the Glazers, they're a bunch of vampires! They didn't even try to take such a great player!"

"Grezer, get out!"

Manchester United fans initially marveled at Shan Yongzhuo's talent, then their feelings shifted to regret that such a player wasn't a Manchester United player, and finally, they condemned the Glazer family.

Chants of "Get out of here!" began to echo intermittently through the stadium.

This has happened more than once at Old Trafford, and people have gotten used to it.

Although the slogans are loud, everyone knows that the Glazers will not leave, and it seems that Manchester United will find it difficult to continue its glory.

In the remainder of the game, Manchester City maintained a solid defense, and time was slowly worn down.

During stoppage time, even Vidic rushed forward, ignoring Shan Yongzhuo, but Manchester United still failed to score.

When the referee blew the final whistle, the score on the scoreboard was set at 1-5.

The home team is in front, and the away team is behind.

It was a brutal scoreline; Manchester City thrashed Manchester United away at Old Trafford.

Although the defeat wasn't as humiliating as Chelsea's, the scoreline still left the Manchester United team feeling somewhat ashamed.

Manchester City also won an important match in the league, taking all three points and maintaining their lead over Chelsea in the standings, while also widening the gap with Manchester United.

(End of this chapter)