I'm a villain in the movies and TV series "All Heavens".

Chapter 63 Isn't the Western Swordsman Lord Wei?

When Mo Fei snapped out of his teleportation state, he found himself in an elegantly decorated ancient brothel.

At this moment, he was dressed in a magnificent bright orange brocade robe, holding a jade-shaped folding fan, with a Hetian jade hanging from his waist, and standing at the corner of the stairs on the second floor of this brothel.

Beside him was a beautiful woman dressed in men's clothing, with delicate features and a hint of heroism, who looked remarkably similar to Brigitte Lin in his memory.

"Long'er?"

He glanced around discreetly, observing the surroundings and the attire of the passersby. He already had a rough idea of ​​which movie he had transmigrated into.

"I think I've transmigrated into Stephen Chow's version of The Deer and the Cauldron."

As the slight throbbing in his mind subsided, the fusion of the memories of the characters he had transmigrated with finally confirmed his suspicions.

"I go!
I've actually become Wu Yingxiong, the miserable cuckolded villain in The Deer and the Cauldron: The Dragon Cult?!

Perhaps after a bout of toothache, I couldn't help but recall the tragic fate of this character in the play.

"This kid in the show is really pitiful."

Not only was he being cuckolded, but the only girl who showed him any interest, Ake, was eventually snatched away by Wei Xiaobao.

He conspired with Feng Xifan to poison Long'er, but in the end, Wei Xiaobao not only reaped the benefits, but also had his manhood cut off by that vile woman Jianning. His entire life was utterly miserable.

After replaying the movie plot in his mind, Mo Fei could only silently mourn for this guy for three seconds.

After regaining his senses, Mo Fei first surveyed the situation on the field.

He then took a closer look at the stunningly beautiful woman beside him, who was dressed as a man but still possessed a heroic and dashing air.

The former fake Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty is now his personal bodyguard, Long Er, the leader of the Divine Dragon Cult.

"Your Highness, that Wei Xiaobao is causing trouble again."

Perhaps feeling a little embarrassed by Mo Fei's gaze, Long'er glanced back at Mo Fei with surprise before speaking in her clear and melodious voice, half-reminding and half-diverting his attention.

Meanwhile, the first floor was already quite lively.

Dressed in a light green brocade robe, Stephen Chow's version of Wei Xiaobao is looking like he's going to his death, performing a double act of deceiving women with Duolong opposite him.

He held a wine jug in one hand, striking a pose of righteous indignation and heroic willingness to die, acting out a scene with Duolong.

On one hand, he was facing Ake, who was staring straight ahead with eyes full of affection, and he was saying his farewell words with deep emotion.

As Wei Xiaobao, now using the alias "Western Failure," tilted his head back and drank the poisoned wine in one gulp, the naive A'ke beside him had tears in her eyes, her face filled with anxiety and fear.

Seeing that he had achieved his goal, Duolong pretended to praise Wei Xiaobao and then hurriedly led his group of lackeys and guards out of the shop.

The two women who had been deceived immediately stepped forward to inquire about Wei Xiaobao, who had drunk the poisoned wine to save them.

What happened next did not deviate from the plot of the drama.

Although Ake was naive, she valued chastity extremely. Even though Wei Xiaobao said he was about to die from the poison, she ultimately did not agree to Wei Xiaobao's request that they sleep together in order to cure the poison, and at this moment she got up to leave.

However, how could Wei Xiaobao be willing to let the duck that was already in his hands fly away? Blinded by lust, he pretended to be pitiful while pestering Ake, trying to persuade her with reason and emotion. He spoke with such righteous indignation that those who heard him were heartbroken and moved to tears.

In the original storyline, it would then be Wu Yingxiong's turn to shine, where he would expose Wei Xiaobao's clumsy deception and gain some favor with Ake.

But Mo Fei isn't like Wu Yingxiong. At this point, appearing wouldn't only gain him some favor, but also some benefit. It's better to quietly watch the show, learn some flirting techniques, and observe how the plot unfolds. It must be said, Wei Xiaobao's silver tongue is truly remarkable.

Before long, he had completely fooled Ake and her junior sister. Ake was so ashamed by his words that she was already thinking of sacrificing herself to help Wei Xiaobao cure his poison and repay his kindness.

Wei Xiaobao had spent a great deal of time and effort trying to persuade them, and seeing that the two little lambs had taken the bait, he was naturally overjoyed.

But in order not to be exposed, he could only suppress his inner joy and pretend to be poisoned, while half-heartedly trying to undress Ake.

However, although Ake was already thinking of sacrificing herself to feed the tiger, she still insisted on helping Wei Xiaobao upstairs first.

After all, no matter what, she was a virgin, and it was impossible for her to give herself away in broad daylight in the lobby of a brothel.

Although Ake felt shy and nervous, her eyes remained firm as she thought of the person in front of her who was her savior.

Wei Xiaobao, who was already impatient, acted as if he was on the verge of being poisoned and about to take effect at any moment.

While comforting the two women, he walked quickly upstairs.

"Heroine, rest assured, I, Wei... will take full responsibility for you afterward and marry you with great ceremony!"

With Wei Xiaobao's reassurance and encouragement, the three of them quickly approached the place where Mo Fei was staying.

At this moment, Ake imagined what was about to happen, her cheeks were as red as peaches, and she was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Meanwhile, Wei Xiaobao, standing beside her, felt his desire intensify as he looked at the shy Ake.

When the three of them reached the corner on the second floor and met Mo Fei and Long Er face to face, Wei Xiaobao's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition welled up in his heart in an instant.

Mo Fei looked at the three people in front of him with amusement, and A Ke, whose face was flushed with embarrassment, really amazed him.

At this moment, although Ake was dressed in a tight-fitting men's outfit, after her headscarf was knocked off, her long black hair cascaded down her shoulders, her skin was as white as snow and smooth as jade, and her exquisitely beautiful features, coupled with her captivating peach blossom eyes, made Mo Fei's heart flutter at just one glance.

Such an exquisite beauty is truly as described in the poem, like a fairy descended from the Jade Pool, almost impossible to find in the human world.

Seeing the two standing squarely in the middle of the stairs, Wei Xiaobao, eager to make things happen, was immediately enraged and rebuked them:
"What are you two doing standing in the middle of the hallway like sticks? Don't you have eyes? Can't you see you're blocking my way? Get out of the way and don't delay my good time."

Wei Xiaobao, who came from humble beginnings, has now been in a high position and is greatly favored by Emperor Kangxi. Over time, he has developed an arrogant and domineering attitude.

Long'er, who was standing beside her, had long recognized this scoundrel who had ruined her plans and exposed her fake Empress Dowager identity. She already disliked Wei Xiaobao extremely.

Seeing Wei Xiaobao's arrogant demeanor, Mo Fei's disgust instantly surged. Before Mo Fei could speak, he swiftly stepped forward and kicked Wei Xiaobao, sending him flying from the second floor.

"what!"

Caught off guard, Wei Xiaobao was kicked away. Although he managed to deflect some of the force in mid-air using the rudimentary martial arts he had learned over the years, Long'er's kick still left him with a bruised and swollen face.

"A Western Hero!"

At this moment, Ake and her companion were unaware of Wei Xiaobao's true identity. Seeing their savior being kicked away, they cried out in alarm and drew their swords, glaring angrily at Mo Fei and his companion.

Hearing their shouts, Mo Fei suddenly had an idea. He feigned surprise and asked them in return:
"Western hero? You've mistaken him for someone else. The one who just got kicked away, isn't that Wei Xiaobao, the loyal dog of the Qing Dynasty, Lord Wei?"

The world of The Deer and the Cauldron, wow, this is really not easy to write! The character of Wei Xiaobao is too difficult to portray.

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