Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 394 Flowers in Full Bloom and Willows in Green (60)

Si Que gritted his teeth, wanting to take off his outer robe and then... well, you know. "Oh, right, if you dare to take off your clothes, I'll show you why flowers are so red." Shen Yun smiled at him, adding without hesitation, "How about 'cutting a chicken with tears'?"

"Never mind then," Si Que said with some disappointment.

She's already admitted she likes him, so can't she be a little nicer to him?

His request wasn't that unreasonable.

Si Que was ultimately unwilling to give up, and then asked the question.

Shen Yun stared at him quietly, suddenly feeling an urge to crack open his skull.

After a long pause, she asked, "You like men?"

Si Que shook his head hastily, "How could that be? You know who I like."

"This body belongs to a man..."

Si Que explained to her, "To be precise, these bodies were all carefully selected by me. Before you came, they were just empty shells."

Shen Yun asked in confusion, "So you still prefer men? Otherwise, why would you choose a man's body?"

2345 nodded in agreement from the corner. He had just cried because he was moved, and his tears had soaked the fur on his face, making him feel very uncomfortable.

Si Que was bewildered: "No, this isn't the body I chose for you."

Shen Yun: ? ? ?
“I remember I chose a princess for you.”

Shen Yun: !!!
Shen Yun spoke with difficulty: "I remember that the princess died not long after I arrived."

Si Que nodded. "Yes, you didn't go, so that body definitely won't last long."

Shen Yun and Si Que both looked at 2345.
2345: Shivering in progress...

It certainly wouldn't admit that it did it on purpose, or that it just wanted to watch the excitement.

If that's the case, it feels it might need an epitaph.

[I probably clicked the wrong thing by accident.] Anyway, it wasn't intentional, and as long as it doesn't admit it, no one can force it to.

Shen Yun casually blew on her nails. "Actually, you don't need to make excuses for yourself so quickly. I know that I've always been a very gentle person."

Si Que immediately fell silent. He felt that Yunyun could handle the rest on her own.

2345 hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Host, do you really not care?"

Shen Yun smiled gently, her eyes almost overflowing with tears. "How could I possibly care? After all, things have already come to this, and nothing I do will make a difference."

2345 was relieved and said with some guilt, "I'm sorry, host, I did it on purpose."

Shen Yun: ? ? ?
How wonderful!
I just thought it was fun.

Shen Yun still looked at it gently, but her words were not so gentle: "It's fine, I think you're quite fun too."

After a while, the sound of 2345 crying could be heard from inside the room.

All the downy hair on its body was shaved off.

Waaah, it just thought it was fun, it didn't do it on purpose.

I look so ugly now, how can I ever see Luo Luo again?

The white ball of fur had all its feathers shaved off, making it look like a plucked chicken at first glance.

However, upon closer inspection, Shen Yun noticed something strange.

She saw that the fluff on the ground, especially the part closer to her body, was no longer the pure white she had seen before, but a light gold.

Without the cover of its downy fur, its distinctive features become even more apparent.

The horn on its forehead and the wings on its back.

The more I look at it, the more it resembles a Pixiu (a mythical creature believed to bring good fortune).

But Chen Yun was a little suspicious. Pixiu is supposed to bring good fortune, so why did Gouza bring her only bad luck?

She looked at Si Que, her eyes full of confusion.

"What is this thing, a mutated dog?" 2345 also perked up its ears upon hearing this, as it also wanted to know.

Si Que glanced at 2345, then looked away; the scene was simply too gruesome.

He originally intended to win Yunyun's heart by using fluffy animals, but he didn't expect that Yunyun didn't like them at all.

He felt a little regretful, after all, it wasn't easy to get this little thing.

If Shen Yun knew his inner monologue, she probably wouldn't agree with it. On the contrary, she really liked these fluffy things.

However, the dog was outside her aesthetic standards, not in terms of appearance, but in terms of its personality.

She is indeed not afraid of trouble, but that doesn't mean she likes trouble constantly chasing after her.

“This is indeed a Pixiu, although it doesn’t look quite like one.” Si Que was actually a little guilty, because in its current state, even if the little creature’s own people appeared, they probably wouldn’t recognize it.

Shen Yun was speechless. Really, she had never thought about attracting wealth.

But whether we can maintain the status quo or not, it doesn't matter if we don't have good luck, but can we at least avoid having bad luck?

She really just wanted to complete the task of cooperating with Bu Xiaoyao peacefully.

2345 is almost ecstatic. It often talks about its extraordinary origins, but deep down it is somewhat insecure.

But I never expected its identity to be so powerful.

Thinking of this, it suddenly became proud and spirited again.

It quickly walked up to the two of them and turned around.

Shen Yun: ...

She felt a little itchy...

Si Que: ...

He probably knew why Yunyun didn't like the Pixiu, so it seemed that he didn't like it either.

I am a Pixiu, you must treat me like a precious treasure.

Shen Yun picked up its little wings, shook them twice, and then threw it out the window without hesitation.

"Let's go~"

Treasures, my foot! You're doomed.

Si Que breathed a sigh of relief. He said a few other things, trying to change the subject, since he was the one who brought the Pixiu over.

In retrospect, it seems there's no better option.

2345 was hanging high up in the tree, a situation that seemed quite familiar.

Although the weather wasn't cold, it still couldn't help shivering because it had no fur at all.

Tears streamed down its face. Its brain must have been smeared with shit just now. How could it have thought that the host would treat it differently because of its true identity?

It barely managed to stand firm, looking down from the tree branch.

My legs were shaking.

How could it be so high?

It looked at the wings on its back, which were about the size of chicken wings and had no feathers, so they probably couldn't fly.

So if it falls directly down, will it break a bone? This is an extremely serious question.

She wanted to speak up to ask the host for forgiveness and then leave, but she was afraid of being discovered.

It felt that if its existence were discovered, the consequences would be a hundred or a thousand times worse than they were now.

"Fine, I'll just stay up there. I can at least enjoy the night view, which is a rare sight," it consoled itself.

Forbearance a moment, calm, take a step back, a brighter future.

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(End of this chapter)