Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 325 Zombie Kingdom (18)

[And as the saying goes, it's better to be small than big.]

Shen Yun: ? ? ?
Who said that? How come she doesn't know?

Has the absurdity of talking nonsense reached such a low point?

Is it better to be small than big?

Are we not legally responsible for what we say?

[That's how it is. Host, take it or leave it. The points you redeemed are gone forever.]

Wait a moment.

Points redeemed?
When was it redeemed?

How come she doesn't know.

My God, is there any human rights left? They can't even protect their own points.

"Tell me the truth, did you redeem the points yourself?" Shen Yun's eyelids twitched, and she had a feeling that what the dog was about to say was definitely not something she wanted to hear.

2345 blinked innocently. [Yes, but didn't you, host, tell me to exchange for this?]

Shen Yun's anger instantly deflated like a balloon that had been punctured.

She weakly rubbed her forehead. "Didn't you give this to me for free?"

Otherwise, all her threats would have been for nothing.

"Of course not, how could I possibly give it away for free?" 2345 said, sounding quite shocked.

It actually looks so generous.

Happy.

Sure enough, its appearance is the most kind and cute in the world, which is why the host has this feeling.

Unfortunately, while that is indeed the case, the ideal is beautiful, but reality can sometimes be quite cruel.

It wanted to be so generous, but reality wouldn't allow it.

Shen Yun was also shocked. She asked tremblingly, "What's my current score?" She had seen the countless zeros below.

"Let's not say it's negative one followed by countless zeros."

2345 comforted her, saying, "How could that be? Host, I'm not that crazy. I gave you a rock-bottom price; it's not much."

Forget it, forget it.

Anyway, the score was already negative.

Love as much as you like.

This aircraft is not quite the same as the one in the picture, but it works.

After thinking for a while, Shen Yun reluctantly sat down.

A few seconds later, she was thrown off.

Shen Yun: ...

My butt hurts, and so does my heart.

What is all this nonsense?

As soon as I sat down, I was thrown out because the contact area was too small.

Are you sure it wasn't just pulled off one of those really... weird rides at an amusement park?
"Sigh!" Shen Yun sighed softly. "You dog, tell me, are you trying to kill me?"

"No need for all that trouble, I can just commit suicide."

It's so ugly to be smashed into a meat pie.

2345: [That's not what I thought; it really is just a misunderstanding.]

It had never used an aircraft before and didn't know what was going on.

Shen Yun: "The mountain road here has eighteen bends, the mountain road here has eighteen bends, here, here, here..."

"The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky point to the Big Dipper... Let's go whenever we want, we have everything..."

"Who brought you to my side? It was the round, bright moon. The moon is the babbling mountain spring, the babbling mountain spring, the babbling mountain spring..."

……

2345: [Host, I was wrong.]

Stop singing, you're attracting all the zombies.

I'll definitely make it up to you later, you better run!

Shen Yun listened calmly to the increasingly clear roars coming from all around him and said indifferently, "Why are you running? Don't be afraid, it's just death. We must remain calm and composed when facing death."

"Don't panic. What's death? Some people are going to die sooner or later anyway, so we might as well die together."

2345 almost made me depressed.

Where did you hear all these strange things, host?

It gave me a headache.

[Host, think about it, being bitten to death by a zombie is really ugly.]

Is it ugly?

It seems so.

It's a little uncomfortable to be bitten by one after another.

Shen Yun hesitated, "But dying from a fall is also ugly; you'll be turned into mincemeat." 2345: ...

[Host, this zombie hasn't brushed its teeth in a long time. Think about it.]

A few seconds later, Shen Yun grabbed the aircraft with both hands.

With a "whoosh," it soared into the sky.

This position is uncomfortable and grotesque.

It's quite difficult.

But at least you won't get bitten by someone who hasn't used toothpaste or a toothbrush in ages.

Looking back now, I suddenly realize that being killed by a fall is not a big deal at all.

Death itself isn't scary; what's scary is dying from being disgusted by something.

Half an hour later, Shen Yun finally arrived at the small village.

That is, the laboratory that was destroyed.

She stood on the ground and couldn't help but stomp her feet.

I feel like my hands are about to become useless.

She had flown before, but this experience was truly unprecedented.

A kite with a broken string is perhaps the most accurate description of her feelings.

However, before she could fully savor the feeling, the aircraft in her hand vanished into thin air.

Disappeared?
why?
Could it possibly hide itself automatically?

That's really great, the points redemption is worth it.

Shen Yun rarely praised it, "Dog, you got a good deal on this thing. It's easy to carry, and it can disappear and reappear on its own."

The white dumpling's body froze instantly, and without the slightest hesitation, it slowly moved towards the corner.

If saying what comes next will get you killed, should you still say it?

But if I don't tell, I might be tortured and then die.

After struggling for a while, 2345 finally spoke up, "Host, I have something to tell you, but please don't be angry."

Shen Yun's eyelids began to twitch wildly.

What are you doing? Can you please stop talking to her without warning?

Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.

[Host, this spacecraft...]

It's a one-time use item...

It's a one-time use...

One-time use...

Disposable...

Sexual...

of……

This sentence started flashing through Shen Yun's mind like crazy.

So, she spent so many points to redeem a one-time use item?

???

Is he teasing her?

"Dog! Let me tell you, as a dog, you need to think carefully before you speak."

2345 stopped talking, since the host couldn't do anything to it anyway.

Shen Yun probably guessed what it was thinking.

He snorted coldly.

"Luo Luo, turn it into a poop toy."

Luo Luo's eyes lit up when she heard this. "Great! Great!" she exclaimed. "I love doing this kind of thing!"

The white ball of dough turned into a pile of white excrement at a speed visible to the naked eye.

This is already the second time.

Shen Yun expressed that she was really exhausted.

Is Si Que out of his mind? Is that why he was able to release this thing?

Not only are their abilities unusable, but their intelligence is also lacking.

She doesn't need the dog to help her; at the very least, he shouldn't cause trouble.

Or is it that the dog is actually pretending, conserving its energy, and preparing to make a name for itself?
Shen Yun looked at it carefully for a while, then shook his head.

impossible.

This guy must be a real big shot.

She can perform walking upside down.

She's just a nobody; she could crush it with a single finger.

(End of this chapter)