Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 228: Male on top of male (37)

She told herself to just bear with it.

She rubbed her cheeks, trying to look gentler. "Do you think I look good like this?"

"Pfft..." Yue Ze spat out the water he had just drunk.

Shen Yun wiped her face and looked at him calmly.

She suddenly wanted to experience the pleasure of dismemberment.

Sensing danger, Yue Ze quickly said, "It's...beautiful."

If you ignore her body shaking like a sieve, Shen Yun might believe it to some extent, but now, she doesn't believe a single punctuation mark.

Shen Yun tugged at her clothes, then stood up and looked at him disdainfully, "You'll be sleeping alone these next few days."

Yue Ze: "..." He wanted to argue a bit more, but then he heard what came next.

"Take Dafu with you."

At night, Yue Ze looked at Da Fu, who was bouncing around on the bed, with a melancholy expression. He was stunned for a moment. He had a sweet and soft girlfriend to hug and sleep with, so why did he have to share a room with the little eunuch?

As sleepiness crept in, he was still thinking that he should buy a similar bathrobe online when he woke up tomorrow.

It's an old trick, but it works.

……

In the end, Shen Yun could not resist the temptation of beauty. At this point, Yue Ze seemed to have mastered some incredible secret, and had her weakness firmly under his control.

It wasn't until the evening of their wedding day that Shen Yun's mission with Yue Ze was finally completed. She looked at Yue Ze, whose face was full of disappointment, and felt somewhat puzzled.

Since she hadn't done anything particularly unusual today, he wondered what had piqued his interest.

Be puzzled.

[3. 30 points!] 2345 took advantage of the situation.

Shen Yun paused for a moment, but finally nodded. After all, for someone like her who couldn't live without curiosity, the pain of not knowing the truth when it was right in front of her was unbearable.

I can't stand this injustice.

[Yue Ze recently watched a movie.] 2345 hesitated for a moment, but still spoke up.

In any case, even if it gets hurt in the end, it certainly won't be the one that suffers the most.

When the sky falls, a tall man holds it up.

Every demon bears its own marks.

Upon hearing this, Shen Yun's eyelids twitched involuntarily. "So?"

2345 paused here, two suspicious blushes appearing on her cheeks. [Host, don't you think Yue Ze's actions today are a bit strange?]

It was quite strange, Shen Yun thought, resting his chin on his hand. He wondered why he had to keep turning over and over today, like a pancake.

Pancakes?

trace!

Shen Yun's face darkened visibly. "So, you mean he found it interesting because I thought so?"

2345 nodded obediently. [Yes, if the host doesn't believe me, I can let you hear Yue Ze's inner monologue.]

And in his monologue, she could beat him to the point of losing an arm.

Shen Yun shook his head and said with a forced smile, "No need, I trust you."

She had to remember this debt; the dog was definitely up to no good if he brought it up now.

She won't let the culprit get away with it, but the bystander won't get away with it either.

Shen Yun thought for a moment, then the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up, and a bright smile bloomed on his face. "You little rascal, you're not an adult yet, are you?"

2345: [I've come of age.]

Why did he suddenly feel a chill down his spine and start shivering?

"But the horns on your head are only the size of my little finger. Are you sure that's a sign of adulthood?"

2345 was stumped by the question, and after a long pause, finally came up with a reason: "Host, actually, I just thought this horn looked good, so I conjured it up."

Although I may look young, I am indeed an adult.

Shen Yun nodded, seemingly accepting. "I see. It's good that you're an adult now." She'll feel more at ease beating you up later.

2345 suddenly felt a chill run down its spine; all the fur on its body stood on end, making it look like a little hedgehog from a distance. In the silent night, the wind lashed against the window, and even indoors, a chill could be felt.

Shen Yun touched the super thick flannel pajamas placed by the bed and put them on.

She slowly walked to the window and leaned against the wall.

Seeing the malicious smile on its host's face, 2345 trembled with fear. It knew it would have to control its mouth in the future.

If it accidentally runs into the host's gun one day, it might really have to say goodbye to this beautiful world.

The window was gently opened, and the cold wind, like a ship with a hole in its shell, sailed on the sea. In no time, the warmth in the room vanished completely.

Yue Ze was instantly jolted awake by the cold. He looked around with a blank expression, feeling wronged, helpless, and weak.

"Do you have liver fire? I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow to get some medicine." Yue Ze's voice was a little hoarse from not being fully awake, but it also added a touch of sexiness to it.

To put it simply, hearing that voice gives me the urge to make him unable to get out of bed the next day.

His doe-like eyes blinked rapidly, and Shen Yun quickly avoided his gaze, then snorted coldly and walked out of the room.

Damn it, he's got a fiery temper; he only dares to say that because of his face.

Damn it, if he weren't so cute, or if he were just stupid and not adorable, she could just kill him.

Or the kind that involves being torn to pieces.

Yueze was left alone in the room, feeling lost and confused, his drowsiness vanishing without a trace.

In the end, he had no choice but to carry Dafu to plead for mercy.

When Dafu makes a move, it's either death or serious injury.

Although he was very annoyed at being woken up, the usually gentle and greasy Da Fu unleashed a rare cat-like punch against Yue Ze.

There are two symmetrical cat paw prints on Yue Ze's face, one on each side.

……

Speechless, Shen Yun took out the first-aid kit and applied disinfectant to the dog's wound. "Why are you hugging it in the middle of the night? Aren't you just asking for a scratch?"

Yue Ze scratched the back of his head, a shy expression unconsciously appearing on his face. "I don't want you to be angry. With Da Fu around, your mood will improve."

Shen Yun glanced at him, sighed silently in her heart, and touched his hair. "Time will tell."

Whether she is a fairy or not, we only need to look at how she has changed over the years.

As for Yue Ze's doubts, just... let's just say he's seeing things.

Yue Ze looked at the face so close to his eyes, a few strands of hair falling to his lips, his Adam's apple bobbing slightly, and he couldn't help but swallow.

And so, the cotton swab that Shen Yun had just taken out instantly perished, falling to the ground.

When their emotions ran high, their hands unconsciously tightened.

The cat, Dafu, nestled in the middle, cried out pitifully, "Meow~" I'm going to be squeezed to death!

"Hiss!" they both exclaimed in unison.

Looking at the back of his hand, several claw marks were clearly visible.

The two had no choice but to apply disinfectant to each other and wait until dawn to get their vaccinations.

It was truly a thrilling wedding night.

……

The scene shifts, and the smell of disinfectant disappears instantly, replaced by a refreshing scent in the air.

Shen Yun rested his chin on his hand, staring blankly at the data on the screen.

Gender: Female (variable)
Name: Shen Yun

Skills: None

Points: -9800
Character score: +5000
"Are you sure you're not making this up? I feel like it's different every time."

"How is that possible?" 2345's eyes widened, and his voice rose considerably. "This was all derived from meticulous calculations."

Shen Yun looked thoughtfully at the two little points on the white dumpling's head, and once again fell into a daze.

It wasn't until 2345 spoke that Shen Yun seemed to snap out of his daze, "The next world..."

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