Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 222: Male on top of male (31)

"Smack!" A sharp pain shot through the back of my hand as the Coke bottle fell to the ground, its light brown foam rising and falling in a final act of defiance.

Shen Yun looked over silently, a hint of anger flashing in his eyes.

This is her last bottle of soda.

"Meow!" Dafu was completely oblivious to the danger approaching; instead, he stretched out one paw, looking eager to pounce.

Shen Yun angrily picked up the cat, shoved it into its bed, and said fiercely, "Go to sleep!"

Da Fu blinked his big, innocent eyes in confusion, and then called out twice in a coquettish voice.

Shen Yun unconsciously loosened his grip, and Da Fu escaped from the cat's den.

This trick never fails, yet Shen Yun always falls for it.

At this moment, Yue Ze opened the bathroom door, wearing only a loose bathrobe, the garment half-open. He squinted at the person and cat on the ground, a subtle feeling stirring within him.

He stared at Dafu, cursing the eunuch in his heart.

Hearing the sound, Shen Yun turned around, then instinctively turned back. "Couldn't you have put your clothes on properly before coming out?"

Mentioning Shen Yun makes one want to shed a tear of bitterness for himself.

A few days earlier, a gift box appeared at her door. She couldn't resist opening it, and a cat came into view.

And so, Dafu moved into the house without any pretense of arrogance.

Then, not two days later, Yue Ze appeared at the door with large bags and small packages, claiming that he was moving in to take care of the cat.

So why don't you take the cat away with you?

Yue Ze glanced down at his abs, then frowned as he recalled what his mother had said, before pulling the towel down a little further.

That should be tempting enough, right?

“Shi Xi.” He raised his voice.

Shen Yun turned his head again, then suddenly closed his eyes.

While you're at it, cover the cat's eyes too.

Following my memory, I walked into my room and slammed the door shut.

She opened her eyes the moment the door opened, placed her hand on her heart, and her face was flushed.

It was so exhilarating; she almost couldn't resist pouncing on him.

Yue Ze probably doesn't have that kind of brain. If she's not mistaken, this must have been Lu's mother's idea.

Recalling what she had just seen, Shen Yun let out a wail and then threw herself onto the bed, covering her head tightly with the blanket.

I regret it a little. If I could do it again, she definitely wouldn't let me go and would have just gone for it.

Yue Ze, standing in the living room: "..."

Silently pulling the bath towel up, Yue Ze's trust in his mother diminished even further.

What a terrible idea, it's completely useless.

Yue Ze grabbed the shirt and casually put it on, feeling displeased. He took a few steps and then stopped. He glanced at Da Fu, who was doing a split in a difficult position, and a knowing look flashed in his eyes.

He noticed that Shi Xi seemed particularly tolerant of Da Fu. Could it be that Shi Xi was actually a cat spirit, which explained his leniency towards his juniors?

He got it.

In the dead of night, the wind howled outside the window, and the room was quiet and still.

Yue Ze made a fist with one hand and loosely placed it near his mouth, then coughed lightly twice.

"Knock knock." He knocked on the door.

There was no sound inside. 2345 looked at the host's contorted sleeping posture and felt very complicated.

Some people may appear glamorous on the surface, but they may have a hidden side when they sleep.

Yue Ze knocked on the door several times, but there was no response from inside. He hesitated at the door, but finally decided to open it.

2345 watched all this with excitement in its eyes. The host was asleep and no one could block it. Could it finally watch the whole thing live?

Yue Ze walked to the bedside, lowered his head, and seemed to be thinking.

With a "bang," Shen Yun sat up in fright.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Is it an earthquake?" Her actions were faster than her thoughts; she nimbly got out of bed and ran towards the door.

Yue Ze: "..." Did he do something wrong?

"Meow meow meow." Dafu was woken up by the noise and walked around her feet with some curiosity, occasionally stretching out his paw to scratch her.

Shen Yun finally came to her senses. She touched her cheek. What was that dark, blurry thing she had just seen?
Is there anything unscientific that exists in this world?

Having seen through everything, 2345 didn't want to speak, and even had a bit of a death wish. It originally thought that Yueze would do something improper after sneaking into the host's room, so it would cover its mouth and tie its hands or something.

However, reality slapped it hard in the face.

Yueze slammed its hand heavily on the bed, so hard that it felt as if its host was floating in the air for a moment.

It believes anything that's said to be there to fight.

Shen Yun walked over with some doubt, and there was indeed a person standing by her bed.

Judging from his figure, it must be Yue Ze.

Shen Yun angrily turned on the light, but just as he was about to curse, the sound got stuck in his throat and he couldn't make a sound.

The scene before her was somewhat indescribable to her.

Yue Ze was only wearing a thin veil that almost exposed her skin. The design of the veil was also ingenious, as it could only cover some parts of her body. A long ribbon was attached to the back of the veil, which moved with the wind like a tail.

Each of her short, black hairs had a hair clip with a cat ear attached to it.

As it moved, the cat's ears twitched incessantly.

Shen Yun narrowed his eyes slightly and walked over.

He slapped Yue Ze's expectant face twice.

Shen Yun raised his chin and said disdainfully, "Did you do that just now?"

Yue Ze nodded without a trace of guilt, "Yes."

Yes!
Shen Yun turned her gaze elsewhere; she couldn't look at him, otherwise she would feel embarrassed to get angry.

"Then why are you patting the bed?" There must be something important, right? Otherwise, she would have a breakdown and start beating people up, especially in the middle of the night.

However, Shen Yun forgot one thing: who would come dressed like this if they had something important to do?

Yue Ze hesitated for a few seconds, his face becoming increasingly flushed, and he looked deeply into the distance with his moist eyes.

He moved slightly, and the cat ears on his head trembled slightly with his movement.

Shen Yun stared at him with wide eyes. What was he doing? She was a person of principle and wouldn't fall for this.

"Meow~" Yue Ze clumsily stretched out a hand, loosely made a fist, and scratched in mid-air.

Shen Yun stared intently for a long time before letting out a deep sigh.

She turned around without hesitation and turned off the light she had just turned on.

Seeing this, Yue Ze lowered his head in disappointment, concealing the desolation in his eyes.

Even with all that, he still can't attract her.

Just as he was feeling disheartened, his body suddenly moved backward, and he felt weightless while his hand touched something warm.

He looked up in surprise. He couldn't see the face clearly in the dark night, but he could feel the warmth of the person in front of him.

He blinked, his long eyelashes brushing against Shen Yun's cheek, making it a little itchy.

Shen Yun impatiently placed a kiss on his ear.

The exhaled breath stimulated the nerves near my ears.

Yue Ze instantly curled up like a shrimp falling into a hot oil pan, his whole body burning hot.

Just as 2345 was carefully observing and preparing to take notes, everything suddenly went dark and he couldn't see anything anymore.

It's so annoying, the host won't let it see.

They were, after all, two grasshoppers on the same rope.

Cheapskate.

It finds its own resources; after all, it's not an ordinary system, and the horns on its head are the biggest proof of that.

(End of this chapter)