Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 218: Male on top of male (27)

The woman sighed with regret, "Oh, I see." It was such a pity; she had originally planned to introduce her granddaughter to him.

"Oh, by the way, my sister's classmate has a grandson who is very tall and handsome. Why don't you meet him?"

Shen Yun: "Huh?"

"I've met that young man before. He works for a public institution, owns a house and a car, and has a great personality. He's one of those rare gems," the older woman enthusiastically introduced.

"No, no, I have to go out." After saying that, Shen Yun quickly carried the delivered items inside, and then walked away while the old lady hesitated to speak.

She had just stepped downstairs when she suddenly swayed, and by the time she came to her senses, she was already sitting in the car.

Next to it is Yueze.

Shen Yun slapped her cheeks hard. Had she just transmigrated?
"Hiss," it hurts.

In other words, it's true.

Shen Yun turned his head stiffly, looking at Yue Ze who had already started fastening his seatbelt. "What does this mean?"

Yue Ze asked in surprise, "Didn't we discuss this in the hospital room before? Today I'll take you to meet my parents."

Shen Yun's forehead veins throbbed involuntarily. "I don't remember agreeing."

Yue Ze replied casually, "Oh."

After that, nothing more was said.

"Oh, and then what?" Shen Yun stared at him with wide eyes. "At least respect my opinion and stop the car."

Yue Ze freed one hand to touch her head, but Shen Yun angrily dodged it, saying, "Reckless driving brings tears to loved ones."

Grandma dares to touch her noble head, ha!

Yue Ze paused for a moment, then awkwardly withdrew his hand. "My mom said that women's mouths are deceitful; when they say no, they actually mean yes."

I'll fuck you to death, you bastard!

Shen Yun rolled her eyes. Following this fool's way of thinking, she decided to go along with it this time. "Actually, I'm willing to meet your parents."

"That's wonderful." Yue Ze smiled. "I knew you'd be willing."

Wait a minute, based on what he just said, shouldn't her saying "I'm willing" actually mean "I'm unwilling"?
As if sensing her question, Yue Ze continued, "There were a few words missing from that sentence. Sometimes when they say 'no,' they actually mean 'yes,' but sometimes when they say 'yes,' they mean 'yes.'"

"You son of a bitch." Shen Yun couldn't hold back any longer; when dealing with this kind of person, swearing is the most effective way.

As expected, Yue Ze's face darkened upon hearing this.

Okay, okay, it's good that you're angry, hurry up and kick her out.

"Shi Xi, girls should speak politely," Yue Ze tried to reason with her.

Shen Yun pointed at him, her tone fierce, "Your second uncle."

Yue Ze: "..." If she keeps talking like this, he's afraid he'll end up with a dozen or twenty old men.

The car moved slowly, and the plane trees along the roadside flashed past her eyes, as did the familiar buildings and routes.

Until he got off the bus, Shen Yun didn't realize that he had come empty-handed.

This discovery plunged her into deep thought.

As the only person who knew those past events, Shen Yun watched as she passively entered into a relationship with Yue Ze, as if it were just going through the motions.

During this process, she had no chance to speak at all.

"The moment I saw you, I felt an instant connection, as if I'd seen you before." Mrs. Lu gripped her hand tightly, her eyes crinkling with laughter. "Of course we've met," Shen Yun smirked, about to speak, "Auntie, actually, Yue Ze and I really..."

"A match made in heaven, right? That's the feeling I had when I saw you two from afar just now."

Shen Yun nodded. What else could she do now? Let it be.

Anyway, she can't do anything about it.

Seeing this, Lu's mother felt smug, then glanced at her youngest son with disdain in her eyes. See? She still had to step in. He's useless. It's a shame she gave him so many ideas.

Yue Ze understood the meaning in Lu's mother's eyes and couldn't help but silently take a few steps back. In fact, he had strictly followed the steps his mother had taught him, so the reason why it didn't work was probably not his fault.

Shen Yun popped a piece of jerky into her mouth, looking wistfully at the cat meowing incessantly at her feet. "Do you want some?"

The cat raised its head and meowed.

Shen Yun finished the last piece of jerky, then stroked the cat hard until its fur was unusually fluffy.

The cat sniffed around for a long time but couldn't find anything. Its big eyes were full of questions. "Meow meow meow?"

You can't eat it.

After confirming that the person didn't have any meat, the cat flicked its tail in dissatisfaction, then jumped onto the coffee table and shoved the cup of water that Shen Yun had just been drinking from onto the table with a "thud".

Shen Yun twitched his lips. This must be a spirit now.

Just as Lu's mother was about to scold her, the cat looked up at her and meowed sweetly. The cat then circled its right front paw with the tip of its tail, and Lu's mother instantly stopped being angry.

"Dafu is a bit mischievous sometimes, Xiaoxi, please don't take it to heart." Lu's mother couldn't help but hug the cat and kiss it repeatedly.

Shen Yun's smile, which had just been raised, gradually froze. Da Fu, is this fairy cat's name Da Fu?
She glanced at the cat, which clearly knew the name was its own, and kept meowing with its eyes half-closed.

"This...name is truly unique."

Upon hearing this, awkward expressions gradually appeared on the faces of the people in the living room. Finally, Mr. Lu pushed up his glasses and said in a serious tone, "This name was actually given by Aze. Although it's not particularly nice-sounding, it's very down-to-earth."

Mr. Lu actually wanted to complain, but since his future daughter-in-law was in front of him, he couldn't embarrass his son too much.

"By the way, Jing, your brother's matter has been settled. What are you going to do?" Seeing Lu Jing laughing so wildly, Lu's mother felt a surge of displeasure.

Overly boastful roadside scenery: Gaa...

He coughed twice and casually petted the cat. "I'm doing this for the company's development. If I were to start a family, I would inevitably have to shift my focus to my family."

Lu's mother sneered, "As long as you have a boyfriend, your dad can go to work right now."

Father: No, he doesn't want to.

He didn't want his peaceful retirement to be disturbed.

Seeing this, Lu Jing had no choice but to make up an excuse to escape. He should have expected it; as the only single man in the family, he was bound to be whipped.

He pitifully hugged the cat and rubbed oil on its paws.

Lu's mother was furious. "Stop right there and put Dafu down."

Dafu was clinging to Lu Jing's suit with one paw, half of his face peeking out from his shoulder.

Lu Jing quickly quickened his pace. He was joking, after all; what he held was a get-out-of-jail-free card. If he put it down, he would definitely suffer a terrible death.

Dafu elegantly licked its paws, then shifted in Lu Jing's arms, finding a more comfortable position, and soon began to purr.

(End of this chapter)