Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 210: Male on top of male (19)

"Did you bring your phone? Can I borrow it for a moment?" Shen Yun asked.

Yue Ze nodded and handed over his phone.

After sending over the video he had just recorded, Shen Yun began to think about what to do next.

The strange sensation within her body told her that she didn't have much time left to stay here.

"This contains evidence. You can hand it over to the police later." Shen Yun leaned forward slightly and whispered, "Don't tell anyone I'm here."

Worried that the man might wake up in the middle of the night, Shen Yun went over and slapped and kicked him a few more times.

The force was so great that the man's entire body seemed to swell up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The pain was so intense that even while unconscious, he groaned.

Qi Shu's experience was exactly the same.

2345: Trembling with fear, too afraid to speak.

Yue Ze hesitated, feeling anxious. He felt there was something he needed to do, but he didn't know what to do.

Before he could finish speaking, he felt a warm sensation between his brows.

Before they could react, the person in front of them had already disappeared.

If he hadn't witnessed it all with his own eyes, he would almost have doubted that this person even existed.

……

"Hey, Sixi, what are you daydreaming about?"

"Hurry up, the subway's about to get packed!"

Shen Yun, who had just regained consciousness: "..."

Has this completely changed the world?
And what is that person next to me saying?

She had short, light blonde hair, deep blue eyes, and skin as white as if she had fallen into a flour vat.

"Four joys, four joys..."

After listening for a while, Shen Yun realized that the person was actually calling her.

She took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled. "Come on, repeat a sentence with me."

"Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty."

"Four four four four, four four four, four four four four four, four four four four four four."

Shen Yun: "..."

It seems this person isn't very good at pronouncing the retroflex and alveolar consonants.

"How was it? Was what I said good?"

Shen Yun paused for a moment, then finally nodded. "That's good. The most important thing in life is to be happy. As long as you're happy, that's all that matters."

A question flashed in the man's eyes, but then he grinned nonchalantly.

This action made many young girls around look over, silently pose for a selfie, and then "click".

“You didn’t turn off your flash,” Shen Yun said.

The girl unconsciously showed a timid expression when she was told that she would not say anything more, and then quietly turned off the flash and secretly held the phone up upright.

"Explain to me."

2345 blinked, looking completely innocent. "I did say that using time travel has side effects."

It struggled again,
[Actually, your current state can't be considered a side effect; you're now a returnee from overseas.]

Before she could finish thinking, they arrived at the station.

Shen Yun calmly led Qiwa outside.

The seventh brother is this person. The main reason he got this name is because he watched an animated series called Calabash Brothers.

They believed that by adopting this name, they could become unparalleled masters, capable of breathing fire and water, and invulnerable to swords and spears.

What he probably didn't know was that in his country, the name Seven was the same as Potter.

Shen Yun covered his forehead and corrected him again, "Shi Xi, Shi, is a retroflex consonant, sh, i, shi." Qiwa was stunned for a moment, then followed up, "s, i, si, Sixi."

"Call me whatever you want." Anyway, there's nothing she can do but get angry.

Following the direction I remembered, although there were some minor changes, the general direction remained the same.

Upon arriving at the original owner's residential area, Shen Yun took out the access card from his bag and then led Qiwa inside.

"Si Xi, Si Xi, you lied to me."

While he can't quite distinguish between retroflex and alveolar consonants, Qiwa's Chinese proficiency is still commendable.

"What did I lie to you about?"

"You still say you don't know kung fu? Look over there."

Shen Yun followed his finger and looked over, his whole being enraged.

This is clearly a group of old men practicing Tai Chi.

However, upon seeing the anger in Qiwa's eyes, her temper seemed to have been punctured and slowly disappeared.

Don't be angry, don't be angry. Compared to the dog, Seven is still within her tolerance range.

2345: ? ? ? The host is talking badly about it, so annoying.

Shen Yun rolled his eyes, then grabbed him and ran forward, saying as he ran, "Be careful, these are all experts. If we are discovered, your life will be in danger."

Seventh Brother stubbornly broke free from her hand and said with unusual determination, "No, if I have a strong will and perseverance, these masters will definitely be willing to take me as their disciple."

are you crazy.

Go play by yourself.

Shen Yun watched indifferently as he ran happily away, and while the old men were stunned, he suddenly prostrated himself in worship.

It's not a big problem; it's probably just a matter of being a bit slow-witted.

It's best to avoid being around him; it might be contagious.

Half an hour later, Seventh Brother returned dejectedly.

He looked at the sky with melancholy and sighed, "The master must think I have no talent, which is why he didn't take me as his disciple."

Shen Yun's eyelids suddenly twitched. A twitching left eyelid meant good fortune, while a twitching right eyelid meant disaster. She was about to be in trouble.

"Si Xi." Seventh Brother's expression suddenly improved.

"W-What's wrong?" Shen Yun asked.

"How about I learn on my own?" Seven-Wa stroked his chin, his eyes gradually showing anticipation.

Shen Yun paused for a moment, feeling utterly exhausted, "Not good."

"You actually dared to disrespect me," Seven-Wa snorted. "We're breaking off our friendship."

Upon hearing this, Shen Yun almost burst into tears. It was wonderful that this person had such an awakening. It seemed that even rotten wood could be carved one day.

"But there is a prerequisite for the fourth one."

Here we go again, that feeling.

Shen Yun cautiously asked, "What?"

Seven-Wa grinned happily, his handsome face seemingly shining. "Give me the discs in the box, and I'll practice the movements from them."

Shen Yun's gaze gradually shifted downwards from the disc in the box. She remembered that there were indeed some movements on the disc, but this was definitely not a martial arts manual; rather, it was an expanded tutorial targeting a specific part of the body.

Because of his obsession with martial arts that make him invulnerable to swords and spears, Seventh Brother has learned a lot of random things over the years, which has resulted in him developing some muscles.

If a certain area is enlarging as a result, this...

"No way." Shen Yun immediately refused; it was too offensive.

The more she refused to give it to him, the more restless Qiwa became. He figured that this must be a peerless martial art passed down from Si Xi's ancestors.

Although he felt a little embarrassed, he was determined to get it no matter what.

I bought two pounds of face masks...

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