Quick Transmigration: Hosts, We're Only Responsible for Counterattacking

Chapter 189 The World Has Mermaid Language (33)

"It's very suspicious," Shen Yun thought, stroking his chin.

"You stop."

He appeared calm, but his hands were actually so nervous that he kept tugging at the hem of his clothes.

Yan Fa'an wanted to pretend he hadn't heard, but he knew that was unwise, so he had no choice but to stop.

"Is...is something the matter?"

Shen Yun narrowed his eyes. "What are you hiding in your hands?"

Yan Fa'an withdrew his hand and took a few steps back.

His dark eyes held endless confusion and uncertainty, a few strands of long hair fell on his slightly flushed cheeks, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl upwards.

Could this be... a relapse?

Taking advantage of his momentary daze, Shen Yun swiftly snatched the sketchbook from his hand, the 'Springtime Affection Book'.

This name seems to have some hidden meaning.

I don't think so. Yan Fa'an doesn't seem like that kind of person.

She opened the first page, and it was normal, full of flowers and plants. Sure enough, this was a booklet recording flowers and plants.

With a casual attitude, she flipped through a few more pages, and then she was completely taken aback. The lines were rough, but you could tell that there were two little people without clothes on.

The scenes are varied, including beds, swings, and flowerbeds.

Shen Yun only glanced at it briefly before losing interest. He wondered where it came from, given how crudely made it was drawn with his feet.
There were no specific parts listed; the two stick figures were just making random gestures. Honestly, if it weren't for the ambiguous scene and Yan Fa'an's evasive gaze, she wouldn't have believed it was that kind of booklet.

How can you blush like this?

The little white dumpling, lying diagonally on the table with a melon seed in its mouth, nodded, its eyes giving off a rather lewd look.

Yan Fa'an coughed twice, seemingly to explain, "I went to find Shen Ran, and Shen Ran gave me this booklet, telling me that the reason for Lingzhi's injury was inside, and also told me some other things."

At this moment, Shen Yun's eyelids began to twitch wildly. She instinctively felt that she should shut Yan Fa'an's mouth and stop him from continuing.

He said that married couples all have to do this kind of thing.

"Ahem, I think I just heard someone call me, I'll go first." Shen Yun picked up her foot to leave, she was afraid that if she didn't leave now, she would be too weak to stand.

"Wait a moment."

Wait my ass, only a fool would wait, lol...

A few moments later, Shen Yun stood frozen in place, unable to move.

She stared at him wide-eyed in disbelief. Did acupressure still exist in this world? If it did, why would she go through all that trouble, even going to the trouble of searching for gems just to buy muscle-relaxing powder?

Wait a minute, what is she thinking? Shouldn't she be worried about herself right now?

Is Yan Fa'an, that idiot, going to put the theories in the booklet into practice?

Impossible, impossible, his courage is as thin as a pinhole.

This thought was now like a taut string in her mind.

Wait, what are you doing? Put me down.

Unable to speak, Shen Yun could only stare helplessly as he was carried away.

This feeling was unpleasant; she felt like her leftover food was about to be shaken out.

What happened next was hard for Shen Yun to accept. When she was able to move, she was already dressed in a bright red wedding gown and her face was covered with a thick layer of makeup.

She shook her head, and the extremely heavy hairpins on both sides of her bun instantly swung and hit her face, which really hurt.

The situation is quite obvious.

Shen Yun pinched her cheek, which was covered in powder in addition to the pain.

Did they just throw the whole box of face powder on her face?
"Shen Ran said that what we're doing is called illicit relations without a matchmaker, and that it's considered impolite in other people's eyes?"

Shen Yun felt like crying. An unplanned affair? Did they really have to put it that way? Her relationship with Yan Fa'an was as clear as water; there really wasn't anything like that. It was all Shen Ran's fault; she had to remember that.

She wanted to abduct Aya, leaving Shen Ran alone in an empty room.

"Actually, the relationship between us is just that of a family head and a guard." Shen Yun reminded him gently, though she felt guilty saying it, because for the past few years she and Yan Fa'an had basically shared a bed.

At first, she was able to argue her point, but even the strongest reason couldn't outweigh unreasonable behavior. If she didn't know that Yan Fa'an was an idiot, she would have thought that he was doing it on purpose.

You can't just put a few hot water bottles in the blankets yourself to warm the bed; you have to use this to warm it.

Moreover, perhaps due to her original identity as a merman, her body is always cool to the touch.

Warm the bed? Are you kidding me?
Wait, is this guy doing this on purpose?

"You want to renege on your debt? Shen Ran told me that we've been sleeping in the same bed all along, and my innocence is long gone."

Looking at him like that, Shen Yun truly felt like a terrible woman.

It's Shen Ran again! Damn it, how much did that dead fox tell him?

Shen Yun rubbed his forehead, but only touched the long tassel pendant.

"You're ruthless and cruel, and you deny everything after you've done your thing."

This is nothing.

"That's not what I meant," Shen Yun said gently.

"Then you'll have to take responsibility." Yan Fa'an looked at her with sparkling eyes.

"I……"

"There's no time like the present, let's get married now."

Looking at her wedding dress, Shen Yun could only chuckle twice. Was she making a death throes now? She felt that Yan Fa'an Yan couldn't understand what she was saying at all.

She took a deep breath and said slowly, "Aren't you going to worry about all the procedures before the wedding?"

Yan Fa'an seemed to ponder for a moment with a troubled expression, then said, "You are not human, so you don't need to abide by these rules."

“I…” Shen Yun smiled, her eyes curving into beautiful crescent shapes, “I’ll marry your sister.”

“I don’t have a sister, and even if I did, you can’t marry her,” Yan Fa’an said instinctively.

Shen Yun: "..."

"Fine, let's get married."

What else could she say? Struggling any further would only make things difficult for herself; she wouldn't understand good or bad advice anyway.

"Okay, I'll go and have someone prepare it right away." Yan Fa'an couldn't help but smile, his joy evident in his eyes.

2345, holding a melon seed, estimated the distance, leaped with both paws, and landed on Shen Yun's body from the table.

“Aww…” [Host, you’ve changed.] 2345 put the peeled sunflower seeds into his mouth.

Actually, it's a little sad right now. It's been with its host for so long, and it's tried to provoke them in the same way before, but in the end, it always gets a severe revenge.

It's sour.

What's so great about men?

Can I act cute?

Shen Yun picked up the white ball of fluff with disdain, glanced at the sunflower seed shells that had fallen on her lap, and with a "whoosh," the white ball of fluff flew through the doorway, through the breeze, and then landed on the treetop in a parabolic arc.

Then it fell through the gap in the tree canopy and landed on a thin branch.

The little white ball of fur clung tightly to the thin branch, then burst into tears of grievance; it was having such a hard time.

As it cried, it felt its body sliding down, and it opened its eyes to look around.

(End of this chapter)