Rock-paper-scissors!

Rock-paper-scissors!

The four women of Gulimiba kept making gestures, waiting to determine the person who lost the handkerchief.

Zhou Wen was chatting with Liu Rushi: “Master, do you see if your fiancé takes good care of you?” Deliberately didn’t let you undress, you have to unite with me, don’t get together with them. ”

“Hmph! We are women, of course we must unite the front, by the way, you don’t let me undress, do you look down on me? ”

“Think my body is not as good as theirs, my legs are not as white as them, and I am not as long as them? You’re disgusting me! Liu Rushi looked at Zhou Wen coldly.

“You win…, really reason with women, it’s always a pit!” The corner of Zhou Wen’s mouth twitched.

Even if he knew that Liu Rushi was using jokes on the Internet to say this on purpose.

But listening to it, there is a really strange feeling.

This paragraph, Zhou Wen has seen many versions, it is nothing more than satirizing some vexatious women, and it is enough to be a vase at home.

You also have nothing to do, don’t have trouble with a boyfriend, and are uncomfortable with the kind of silly bird woman.

Liu Rushi said proudly: “Just know, fools will reason with women, and women have reason to talk about?” ”

“Whether a woman is right or wrong, it’s the man’s fault!”

“It makes sense, I won’t reason with you in the future, directly suppress you, see how you scream!” Zhou Wen said playfully.

“Zhou Wen, you can’t be like that, I love you so much, I only have you in my heart, and I want to live with you for the rest of my life.”

“Can you bear to suppress me and see me pitiful?” Liu Rushi played the upper body and began to act again.

“Of course, I’m the heinous big villain, I will suppress you if I say suppress you, and next time I will watch you undress, the kind that takes off your naked!” Zhou Wen said viciously.

“Ah, Master is so afraid of oh, you are a big bad wolf, it’s terrible.” Liu Rushi exclaimed, and the two continued to act.

When the two were addicted to their respective roles and couldn’t extricate themselves, the four women of Gulimiba decided the loser.

After punching many times, Gulimeba became the final loser.

Liu Yuxuan’s three daughters sat down, and Liu Yuxuan picked up the hemp rope from behind Liu Rushi and was about to start the game, when Zhou Wen spoke.

Zhou Wendao: “I leave the words here, as long as you can let me take off my nakedness, I promise to pick coconuts for you as a drink.” ”

“Okay, now start singing nursery rhymes, let’s start, lose it, lose it, lose your handkerchief…”

The four women sang nursery rhymes with Zhou Wen, and Gu Li Meiba learned Zhou Wen’s appearance, bouncing and spinning in circles.

First, she squatted down behind Liu Yuxuan and learned Zhou Wen to put things away, but she didn’t notice that a pair of eyes had been looking at her jade hand.

The hemp rope on Jade’s hand did not disappear, and it was stared at by those eyes.

Ironically, Gulimeba thought she had learned successfully and had a big smile on her face.

Gulimiba returned to the empty position, sat down, and spoke: “I have put down the hemp rope, now you can guess, after I count to three sounds, the one who gets up is deemed to recognize that there is a hemp rope behind me.” ”

“Those who don’t get up don’t think there’s hemp rope behind them, three! Two! One! Begin! ”

Zhou Wen got up, but none of the four women got up.

Seeing Zhou Wen’s actions, Gu Limeiba’s face suddenly changed, and she exclaimed: “Little brother Zhou Wen, why do you want to stand up?” Sit down, I can do it when you haven’t stood up. ”

“Sit down, there is still a chance, I am sure they will agree.”

“Thank you Meiba for your kindness, but I am willing to stand up, man, since I stand up, I will not squat again.”

“I am a real man, whether the hemp rope is behind me or not, I recognize it.” Zhou Wen said lightly.

“It’s not like this, I’m willing to let you sit back again, you sit down.” Gulimeiba carried a hint of pleading.

“Just not! See what this is? Zhou Wen kicked the hemp rope behind him with his foot, and his tone was flat.

Liu Yuxuan said a little amused: “Meiba, forget it, you have done too obviously, and you have learned four different things when you learn Zhou Wen, and it is normal for him to guess it.” ”

“May the gamble be lost, Miba, it’s time to start your show.”

Gu Li Meiba glanced at Zhou Wen with some complaints, slowly took off her shirt, and her perfect body was exposed, and a groove squeezed out of the hood was bottomless.

Zhou Wen smiled: “I can’t see it, Meiba, you are not big, this source of life is not small.” ”

Hum!

Gu Li Meiba glared at Zhou Wen fiercely, she didn’t understand why Zhou Wen could guess so accurately.

When he threw the hemp rope, he threw it very lightly, and it was impossible for Zhou Wen to hear the movement, right?

If Gu Li Meiba could figure it out, he wouldn’t lose Zhou Wen behind.

When Zhou Wen was ready to start the game, he had already set up a set, just to tell Gulimeiba that he would pick coconuts if he lost.

And Gulimeba happens to be a foodie, naturally can’t withstand the temptation.

Coupled with Gu Li Meiba, although she has also squatted behind the four women, the time she can stay is about a second less than that of Zhou Wen.

This time is just enough to throw hemp rope.

The most important thing is that out of the corner of Zhou Wen’s eyes, he has been paying attention to Gu Li Meiba, and when Gu Li Meiba passed behind him for the second time and came behind Liu Rushi, Gu Li Meiba had no hemp rope in his hand!

This is no longer necessary to guess, the careless Meiba is simply like putting the hemp rope behind him in front of Zhou Wen, if so, Zhou Wen is not sure, then he is too inferior!

“The figure is so good, Meiba you have such a good figure, Zhou Wen is really blessed, and actually became your boyfriend.” Tian Rongrong said.

“Yes, yes, not only has long white legs, but also has such a tall source of life, it’s awesome!”

“Zhou Wen doesn’t know, what kind of luck has taken, it can actually make you fall in love.” Liu Yuxuan said.

“Okay, let’s not talk too much nonsense, continue to play, I don’t believe that Zhou Wen can take off all of them!” Gu Nana said.

“There is nothing wrong with this, Zhou Wen has not even taken off a single shoe, we are too inferior, we must strip Zhou Wen naked!” Liu Rushi looked at Zhou Wen beside him, and he was angry with the enemy!

Zhou Wen was a little speechless, he didn’t do anything, why did these five women seem to have a deep hatred with themselves?

Not bothering to pay attention to them, the game continues.

“Lose it, lose it, lose the handkerchief, gently throw it behind the child, don’t tell him…”

A man and five women continued to play handkerchiefs and sing nice nursery rhymes.

Gu Li Meiba learned to be well-behaved this time, and her movements were more proficient, bouncing behind a man and five women, squatting from time to time to make a movement.

Then he continued to circle and said that behind Zhou Wen, Gu Li Meiba stopped three times, Liu Rushi stopped twice, and the other three women stopped one or three times behind them.

When Gulimeba returned to the empty seat and sat down, Gulimeba directly spoke: “Now I count, three!” Two! One! Begin! ”

Zhou Wen stood up slowly, this time he didn’t see it, but no one knew that he had hearing far beyond ordinary people!

Even if the movement is small, there is still a sound, when the hemp rope falls behind him, Zhou Wen is already confident!

Gu Li Meiba’s face fell, and Zhou Wen had already bent down to pick up the hemp rope, and said lightly: “Meiba, you lost.” ”

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