He unleashed a world-class goal with a single kick; you're saying this is Su Chao?

[No reading threshold, please click with confidence!] At seventeen, failing his physical education exam, his future ruined. Everyone thought Chen Xun would only ever be a factory worker tightening screws. Chen Xun activates a football skill extraction system! [Foot massage unlocks Robben's cut-in shot] [Cupping unlocks Messi's dribbling breakthrough] [Gua Sha unlocks Ronaldo's knuckleball] [Bone setting unlocks Carlos's powerful free kick]... His own coach: Chen Xun is good in every way, except he's too obsessed with health! Chen Xun, armed with all the health-enhancing skills unlocked, steps onto the Scottish Premiership pitch. 30 seconds into the game, he cuts inside and unleashes a world-class goal! The entire stadium: ??? Commentator: If this goal goes in, I'll eat my microphone on the spot... Holy crap! It actually went in! Opposing coach: You call this an amateur league?