Don't disturb the sorcerer's scientific research

"All the spells I developed and improved were developed out of my pursuit of truth and science. You shouldn't slander a simple scholar like me."
In the first year of the Third Era, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of over ten thousand spells, the sorcerer Jia Xiu, known as the Forbidden Spell Maker, responded in this way when faced with accusations of genocide.
"Why does Infinite Healing cause cancer to form all over the target's body? Just tell me if the cancerous tumors are healing infinitely!"
"Absolute Protection Spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? God knows, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked. I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."
"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's castle, and the resulting radiation made it uninhabitable for thirty years. Well, uh... I'm the one who exterminated the demons. How about that? I say I'm innocent, and whoever agrees, whoever disagrees!"
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[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [funny]