Zhu Bajie's Rebirth

What would happen if Zhu Bajie had read "Journey to the West" when he was reincarnated?
What would happen if Lao Zhu obtained the world's top cultivation book "Wordless Heavenly Book"?
Journey to the West? I'll definitely go. To eliminate the evil spirits, I also need to fight monsters and level up to accumulate merits. Kill two birds with one stone!
Miss Chang'e? Wait for me, Old Pig! Miss Gao, I will snatch Tathagata's treasure for you! Sister Ruoshui, marry me!
Sun Wukong, you just have a stick that can be big or small, but I have the Clear Sky Hammer, a magical weapon weighing 2300 pounds. I declare that you are my little brother from now on!
From now on, I will be the protagonist of Journey to the West. I will pick up girls and seek Buddhist scriptures at the same time. I will also make a big fuss in the Paradise and make Kunlun Mountain dark and chaotic. Confucianism is awesome, but I will still trample on it!
Traditional rebirth, unconventional destiny, beauties, here I come, Old Pig!

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